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Ode to Scots referendum voters

 
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:16 pm    Post subject: Ode to Scots referendum voters  Reply with quote

According to the Scottish Mail,
Yer jobs'll go, yer crops'll fail,
Yer bairns will all end up in jail,
If youse vote 'Aye';
Yer teeth'll rot, yer pies turn stale
And then ye'll die.

The 'Salmond' will replace the pound
(Wan hunnerd 'Sturgeons', I'll be bound);
Its value, mair dire than its sound,
Will plunge in stages,
Till just tae buy yer pals a round
Tak's three month's wages.

If Darling's pleas are a' rejected,
Mandat'ry kilts will be inspected,
And men wi' pants will be ejected
Frae this fair land.
If wily Alex gets elected,
Joy will be banned.

Och, swallow a' this propaganda,
A' this pathetic trumped-up slander,
Ye'd think this place the next Ruanda,
Wi'out a doubt;
And even Embra's baby panda
Wad get kicked out!

Oh, I'm no saying 'Aye' or 'Nae',
Or tryin' tae tell ye which damn way,
On thon braw, bricht September day,
Ye ought tae go;
It's no fer Sassenachs tae say,
Based here or no.

But, as a man o' Northern bent,
Whose fowk they London powr's resent,
And offer nae encouragement,
Oh please, tak' heed:
Let yer new border be the Trent
And no the Tweed!

19/9/13
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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